Sunday, December 26, 2010

Happy/Merry Christmakah!

This was Griff's first Christmakah and let's just say he took full advantage. He really enjoys celebrating both Hannukah and Christmas since it means 8 crazy nights of lights and fun followed by Christmas Eve and Christmas. Mostly, it means a boatload of presents and wrapping paper to tear.









Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Turkey day

It was Griff's first Thanksgiving and he took full advantage. He spent his whole day eating and napping, which is actually what he does almost everyday of the week, but this time he was wearing a sweater vest for the occasion. Here you can see him partaking in the festivities. Look out for the director's cut where you can watch Griffith throw up his entire Thanksgiving dinner on his dad's leg.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Happy Halloween!

You can see that Griffith celebrated his first Halloween in style. Here he is showing off his Mickey Mouse outfit for the cameras





He also made a scary video for the occasion. Hopefully, people can still sleep after seeing it.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Griff and his posse

Griff has now added two members to his posse and they are ready to wreak havoc on Denver. They may not look intimidating here, but you need to watch out for these three. Jackson Robbins is wearing the skull and crossbones so that everyone know that he is not to be messed with. You can see Colton Sciez (or maybe you can't) in his camouflage shorts.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Are you ready for some football?

It's finally opening weekend for the NFL and Griffith is a little perturbed that he is starting the season on the bench. You can see that he spent most of the offseason sleeping and eating with Albert Haynesworth so he came into camp this year pretty overweight and out of shape, but is doing his best to get ready for opening weekend.






Griffith has dreams of being a starting quarterback, but you can see he has a ways to go with his unconventional throwing motion. Either way, he is just excited to get back on the field!



Sunday, August 22, 2010

Griffith - Professional Male Model

Griffith has decided to follow in the footsteps of Derek Zoolander and Fabio by entering the exciting world of male modeling. This is the audition video that he has sent out to all of the talent scouts. Please contact us if you are booking any upcoming baby modeling shoots.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Griffith's Newest Trick

Well look who learned a new trick to add to his repertoire. Turns out that Griff just needed a little extra motivation in order to roll over, which turned out to be a Smirnoff Ice in this case. Hopefully, the other kids in daycare won't make fun of him for his taste for fruity wine coolers.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Sweet Potatoes

The sweet potato (Ipomoea batatas) is a dicotyledonous plant that belongs to the family Convolvulaceae. Its large, starchy, sweet tasting tuberous roots are an important root vegetable (Purseglove, 1991; Woolfe, 1992). The sweet potato is only distantly related to the potato (Solanum tuberosum). The softer, orange variety is commonly marketed as a "yam" in parts of North America, a practice intended to differentiate it from the firmer, white variety. The sweet potato is very distinct from the actual yam, which is native to Africa and Asia and belongs to the monocot family Dioscoreaceae. To prevent confusion, the United States Department of Agriculture requires that sweet potatoes labeled as "yams" also be labeled as "sweet potatoes".[1]

And they're probably the most delicious thing Griffith has ever tasted and they can also be used for distinctive orange body art.


Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Business Casual

Jerry Seinfeld is the standard-bearer, but it is clearly is a timeless look.



For when you don't want to look like a slob, but you still want people to take you seriously. Simple yet versatile, you can fit into any situation whether it's casual Friday at the office or a big night out with friends. Griff pulls it off well:



Sunday, May 9, 2010

The Ladies Man

Over the past 3 months, Griffith has grown to love and appreciate a few things: milk, sleeping, staring at his own hand and most recently, girls. His parents are a bit concerned about his bachelor ways as they are far too young to be grandparents, but Griff is clearly not ready to slow down his fast-living lifestyle. He likes them in all shapes and sizes and in all different ages. Here are a few of his recent love interests along with his silky smooth pick-up lines:


"I could stare into your eyes for hours"


"I like a lady that can hold me in her arms and take care of me"


"Like I told you babe, age is just a number."


"So what if you're my aunt. You know they say it's always better to keep it in the family."



Moms and Dads should lock their doors and husbands and boyfriends should watch their backs!

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Let's go Nuggets!

Griffith was very disappointed with the Nuggets Game 3 performance. Nevertheless, he continues to support the team and is just waiting for them to call him up from the practice squad. His practice habits leave a little bit to be desired, but he's got a huge upside and a lot of untapped talent. You can see him here warming up for practice:

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Easter!

Griffith celebrated his first Easter in style. He was feeling pretty confident about his chances in the Easter Egg Hunt as you can with his shirt selection. Unfortunately, he fell asleep before the Easter Egg Hunt began and was unable to track down any eggs. Turns out that it's difficult to be the #1 Easter Egg Hunter if you can't crawl or walk. You can see here that he was not happy with his performance.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Bring the Pain!

Griffith is getting ready for Spring Break and has been spending all his time working on his beach body and his base tan. He's hoping to land a spot on the next season's Jersey Shore if things work out for him. Here you can see him going through his daily training regimen:





Sunday, March 21, 2010

March Madness

Well Griffith's first bracket is not looking so good. He had Kansas and Georgetown going deep in their region and they both let him down. Luckily, he still has West Virginia to cheer on in the tourney. Here he is going over his bracket and gambling losses with his mom - you can see that he's feeling a little down on his luck.





Sunday, March 14, 2010

Happy St. Patricks Day!

Griffith celebrated his first St. Patrick's Day in style. He was waiting outside the bar before it even opened and partied until his mom finally pulled the plug on him. Although he's not technically Irish, Griff did not want to miss an opportunity for some daytime (milk) drinking.



Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Fatty

Griffith had his four week checkup at the doctor and let's just say he hasn't been missing any trips to the buffet line. He is almost 10 pounds now and getting healthier (aka chunkier) by the day. We are considering getting a small dairy cow in order to keep up with his milk demand. You can see him here rubbing his belly and demanding dessert.







Sunday, February 28, 2010

Paparazzi beware

Griffith appears to be growing increasingly tired with the constant photos and paparazzi following. He finally let his frustration get the best of him late last night when he gave the photogs the old one-fingered salute. We are still working with him on his manners, but this appears to be a bit of a setback.





Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Combovers

You can see Griffith rocking the latest infant styling trend used in all the most fashionable salons. And you thought the combover was only for middle-aged men who are trying to hide their hair loss.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Wildcats blow it

Griff was so excited to see Arizona take down Arizona State today. Unfortunately, the Wildcats did not pull through. You can see he wasn't pleased with the result.






Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Old Man Griff

Just celebrated his one week birthday. Where does all the time go? I remember when all he did was sleep, eat and fill up his diapers. Oh wait, that's what he is still doing. Anyways, he had a great time at his birthday party. Here is a pic of him celebrating:





Sunday, February 14, 2010

Griffith's First Valentine's Day

Griff really enjoyed his first Valentine's Day. He picked up a fancy new outfit for the occasion:







People obviously don't wake up looking that good so Griff had to get groomed and manicured for his photo shoot. The process took a little while. . .


Friday, February 12, 2010

Griff's Home!

Griffith has had an action packed first few days. He finally made it home yesterday and seems to like his new roommates so far. He enjoys sleeping, but only during the day. He wanted to make sure he was well-dressed when he got home. . .






Thursday, February 11, 2010

Griff's highlight video

Griff, Jenny and Charlie have safely made it home. We had a great time at the hospital, but it was time to leave. He did want everyone to see his highlight video from the hospital:



Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Griffith Has Finally Arrived!




Griffith Stephen Crichton arrived on February 9, 2010 at 4:55 p.m. He weighs 7 pound 3.5 ounces and is 19 inches long. He enjoys sleeping, scratching at his face and peeing.